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That Thing That I Have Sent To You: Okay, so.... →
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lost-carcosa: bastardcoatedbastard: gaywrites: We all know by now that Chick-fil-A has donated millions of dollars over the years to anti-gay groups like the Family Research Council. What we didn’t know for sure - until now - is why they did it. In a recent interview with the Baptist Press, Chick-fil-A COO Dan Cathy admitted that the restaurant has taken an official stance against marriage...
Poetry: On Boys
Rocket: I love it when you talk about boys.
Rocket: It's the best reading.
Captain: Do I have a common theme when talking about boys?
Rocket: Not as much a theme. You just talk about them very nicely.
Captain: Like I don't go "Dayum, that bitch is so fineee, I'd tap dat!"
Rocket: Yeah. It's gentler.
Captain: Gentler version of that... Trying to put together the words but I'm failing.
Rocket: Okay it's not a version of "i'd tap that".
Rocket: It's more like you're writing nice poetry about them.
Captain: So it's nice poetry but not good poetry?
Rocket: It's good poetry too! That's why I like reading it.